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Lance Armstrong

from Parody City by Friz Frizzle

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A parody of You're the Best by Joe Esposito.

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Hello there, my name is Lance Armstrong
And I'm the world's fastest cyclist
You might know a couple years ago
I was going through a bit of a crisis

I claimed I wasn't doping
But they all had their doubts
They've hired pesky scientists
And now I've been found out

Urine test
Oh no
The reason that I wasn't going slow

Urine test
Oh shit!
I thought that I would get away with it

Urine test
Oh fuck
They're wanting me to piss into a cup

Not impressed with my urine test

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from Parody City, released March 1, 2019

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Friz Frizzle Lincoln, UK

A comedy musician whose work has been on Radio 4 as well as a number of sell-out Fringe shows. Amazing.

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